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Monday, December 5, 2011

What situation are you in?


Came across this on Facebook. I translated it to English. 



[A]
She: Baby, Could you get me a glass of water?
He: Paper, scissors, stone. Loser goes. 
She: Fine, i'll get it myself. 

[B]
She gets up.
He: Where you going?
She: Gonna get a glass of water. 
He: Sit, i'll go get it. 

Women don't have high expectation, she just wants to be pampered. She could lose everything that she has, but as long as you pamper her. That's enough for her to build up the courage to give the rest of her life to you. 


____

[A]
After work, he calls her.
He: Baby, i'm going for dinner with my friends. 
She: Didn't you promise me to go shopping with me?
He: Next day lah!
She tears as he hangs up.

[B]
After work, he calls her.
He: Baby, Someone gave me a free ticket to a football show. I'm going later. 
She: oh. okay. 
He: Why do you sound say?
She: Because you promised to have dinner with me tonight. 
He: Shit! Sorry! i forgot, i'll just the tickets to someone else then. 
She: It's alright. you can go. We can have dinner another night. 
He: It's alright, get ready, i'll pick you up in fifteen minutes. 

It's not that women aren't understanding. She just seeks someone understanding. A relationship, is something that could be worked out both ways. 
__________

[A]
He: Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She: What time will you be back?
He: Before 9. 
Half past 9. 
She: Why are you still not back?
He: i'll be back before 10. 
11pm, 12am, 1am, 2am. 
In the end, She just gave up calling him. She doesn't want to be controlling or bossy.
All she wants is a guy who is in time and keeping to what he says. 

[B]
He: Let's go out for dinner tonight, i'll be back by nine and after dinner we could go for a movie. 
She: Are you sure you'd be able to finish by then?
He: Yes, I promise you. 

Trust, is built up with small bits. 

_________
[A]
She cleans up the house with a sick body, aching muscle, she washes the clothes and tidiest up the house.
He plays video games and watch show. 
When she's done, she lies on the bed exhausted. 
He turns around "Poor baby" turns back and continue his stuff. 

[B]
She cleans up the house with a sick body, aching muscle, she washes the clothes and tidiest up the house.
He gets up: Let me do it. 
She: Do you know how to do it??
He: Even if i didn't know. i can learn. You aren't feeling well, let me do it. 

Women aren't looking for sweet talk that are just for seconds. She might smile for a second. But deep inside, she just wants you to care and share. This is how a lovely home is built. 

______
[A]
She gives him an orange and does the laundry. She comes back, the orange is gone.

[B]
She gives him an orange and does the laundry. She comes back, it is peeled nicely placed on the table. 

Woman aren't selfish, they just want to be cared, and thought of. To be placed in their mind where money can't be bought. 

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