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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Nice guys VS Bad Guys

Was going through Dawnyang's blog and i saw this.
WHICH IS QUITE TRUE!! no offence to guys ok. HAHA. have a laugh


Nice Guy:                             Bad Boy:

CALLS EVERY DAY                       CALLS ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS
-10 for being desperate               +10 for even calling

MAKES A DATE TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE     CALLS AT LAST MINUTE FOR A DATE
-10 for being too available           +10 for being popular

HAS A STEADY JOB                      UNEMPLOYED
-10 for being ordinary                +10 for being artistic,
                                      anti-establishment

WANTS TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND        WANTS TO DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND
-10 for trying to toady his way       +10 for making you jealous
into your life

WANTS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP          CAN'T MAKE A COMMITMENT
-10 for not having found one with     +10 for being a challenge
anybody else

GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PLEASE YOU     ONLY PLEASES YOU WHEN HE FEELS
-10 for being dependent               LIKE IT
                                      +10 for independence

TAKES YOU TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS    WANTS YOU TO COOK FOR HIM
-10 for making you wear panty hose    +10 for eating your food

EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR WORK     EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN HIS WORK
-10 for asking too many questions     +10 for making you a good listener

TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS              NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS
-10 because his feelings are never    +10 for allowing you to fantasize
in sync with yours                    about how he feels about you

BRINGS YOU ROSES FOR NO REASON        NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN
-10 for making you feel guilty        +10 for honesty
for accepting gifts

ALWAYS DRESSES NEAT AND CLEAN         DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CLOTHES
-10 for always wearing geeky jeans    +10 for looking great naked

TELLS STUPID JOKES                    TELLS STUPID JOKES
-10 for boredom                       +10 for making you laugh

*BONUS POINTS*                        *BONUS POINTS*
+10 for driving a nice car            +250 for being a great kisser

*TOTAL SCORE*                         *TOTAL SCORE*
Nice Guys: -110                       Bad Boys +370

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