Ridiculous or not.

Me :" Mom, i'm going out later. Tmr lunch and dinner i won't be home because my friend's geting married."

Mom:" what friend? You're so young!''

Brother:" Do you think she doesn't have older friends? And she's already 22!!"

Mom:" oh. ok!''

Me: " Oh! and i'm going out later as well. Be back before 12."

Mom: "Just now you went out! Tomorrow morning you going out, tomorrow night you going out. Later you going out also. Why later must go out? Go out so much for what? So irresponsible and never do anything also!"

Me in my mind, different outing different occasion ma.

Mom: "shouldn't have let you out today! Nobody at home take care of the house! got gardener and nobody watch them."

Me in my mind, there's the maid. If don't trust the gardener stay home yourself lar!

Mom: "why are you not eating much? Eat more!''

Me getting annoyed : "enough!! i'm full already! why you gimme so much? You want me to overeat and die of bloating a?"

Mom :" i tell you ar! Don't take those slimming pills or diet pills a....."

Me : " i'm not"

Mom: " i know. But don't take those plan or whatever it is. Later you don't feel like eating ....

Me : " i'm not TAKING anything!"

Mom : "If you don't feel like eating natural it's fine. If it's because you're on the plan then you don't take the pills already.''

Me: " I am NOT ON IT!!!"

Mom: "Taking pills is not a solution to being skinny.....

Me: "How many times do i have to tell you that I AM NOT ON anything???"

Mom: " Yea lar! i know!......

Me: "Then why do you keep saying about being on the pill and telling me things i already know???''

Mom: "OMG! you are so stupid! so useless! so rude! so irresponsible! so.."

*her voice fading as she walks away..... Then she walks back.

Mom: "You are always like that? You only know how to go out and not know what to do at home. You only treat this house like a hotel! no responsible at all and is so hard to talk to you!!! Never treat me as a friend, treat stranger better than your own mother! ......

*voice than fades away and i can hear is mumble and nagging voice without knowing what the content is..



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hence, i am speechless and for the last time I AM NOT ON THE PLAN OR WTV SLIMMING PILLS!! so stop saying that i am or assuming that i am. and how am i stupid and useless. wtf.